Jan 23, 2009 1:44pm
Re: Worst of the reviewers on archive?
Well not LMA reviews, these archive reviewers are what constructive criticism is all about:
Reviewer: Quimby the Talentless Mouse - - June 17, 2007
Subject: The more things change...
Still sucks. Always did. Always will. Perhaps because it features the star of a "retarded baby" film "classic." Dolts.
This person added a space to their login so if you click them it brings up the real users reviews as well, clever.
Remember this guy?http://www.archive.org/search.php?query=reviewer:%225t0n3d%22
Aside from reviewing his own stuff he left these gems for me:
Reviewer: 5t0n3d - - April 11, 2008
hip-hop/rapping = homosexuality
Reviewer: 5t0n3d - - June 16, 2007
Subject: stop "rapping"
And then there is this guy:http://www.archive.org/search.php?query=reviewer:%22Iadydie%22
Imitating the singer's girlfriend with the I for L switch trick. The TITO BE PRAISED comments might be a clue as to who they are... herebutnotanymore?
Reviewer: bbf8hj3049fjei2203920394828ffffffffffffffffff3333333333 - - August 13, 2007
Subject: Lord skee's balls
I don't know how old you are, but musically you come across as a perenially macho 15-year-old. How else to explain the lack of depth in the music you write, and yet you show admiration for the phrase "Skee ball lords"... (which you misspelled, by the way; a recurring fact throughout your work which doesn't help your cause). Mr. Thinkshecanrap is an anchor on your ability to write music which can soar and affect trancendental goop. Like so many fans of rap, he's confusing anger and rancor with depth. In his eyes, a pissed off artist is, by definition, a good artist. But the
state of being pissed off (pissed-offedness) is just one small facet of the human experience. By sneering at every other facet, you're showing an extremely limited view of life. Skee ball is trite and meaningless to almost all humans. Remix again, this time eliminate vocals, and set music at -30 db. Now shape up and rock on , sister!
A rabid antifan on a mission:http://www.archive.org/search.php?query=reviewer:%22QuimbytheMouse%22
Another studio veteran expert musician that somehow never managed to upload one song in their life:http://www.archive.org/search.php?query=reviewer:%22Mr.%20Talent%22
One hit wonders that magically have no other reviews, forum posts or items on here...
Reviewer: (((((((((((((())))))))))))) - - January 19, 2007
Mommy, make it stop!. Terrible, boring, stupid. Other than that, pretty good.
Reviewer: cleanpaintfix - - September 4, 2007
Subject: good for deaf coworkas...
bad for da rest o us. dissmal.
Reviewer: Telephone Dipshit - - January 23, 2007
This music is no good.
This guy did two reviews, both of our work of course only to never do anything else ever...http://www.archive.org/search.php?query=reviewer:%22ceramicpenis%22
And then there are the people who actually think critisizing terrorism in reviews or making songs about it is wrong:http://www.archive.org/search.php?query=reviewer:%22Quimby%20the%20Telephone%20Mouse%22
We all know who this guy was, his other login ryhmed with "sister poophead".
Reviewer: Jihadi12 - - March 21, 2007
Subject: this is so much hate I can't believe it!
there's a rumour this material has been posted by a psycho who was raped by a muslim!http://www.archive.org/search.php?query=reviewer:%22Star1430%22
This guy tried to leave a civil but somewhat wordy story but if you read his other posts about killing jews it's hard to take him seriously.
This guy thinks I am a mighty jew?http://www.archive.org/search.php?query=reviewer:%22ShawnLarsen%22
Read his other posts too... nice guy.
Reviewer: engineer_hell_man_3 - - March 21, 2007
ur so mad mad
Reviewer: theshowpodcast.com - - April 1, 2007
spammers spamming a spammer, sweet
I guess it's better than no reviews at all, right?